There's Always A Brightside

ironmess:

captain marvel is a reflection of the female experience. having a mentor telling you that you are only there because he allows it, that you have to control your emotions and that “what is giving can be taken away” is a female experience. seeing Carol setting herself free from that man and discovering that not only he was lying, but that he was restraining her because he knew that she was stronger than him is so fucking powerful to women because we can relate to it on a deep level

so I don’t give a shit if men can’t relate to captain marvel. this movie isn’t for you.

(via laugh-at-nuh-nuh-nothing)

seanp0donnell:

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

(via seanp0donnell)

iprofessorwumbo:

So I went to church today and in the Catholic setting there’s this rite of sprinkling water or whatnot and it’s basically when the priest(s) get a small bucket of holy water and splish you with it with a holy… mace… thing… anyway you get a couple of drops on your head and that’s it. Well the entire time people were flinching and so he gets back to the altar after alls said and done and he’s like, “Guys, it’s just holy water. If it burns, come see me after mass.”

(via coffeycakespite)

entropychronicles:

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

  1. humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was
  2. humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

(via seanp0donnell)

slipher626:

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

(via thecommonchick)